If he's taller than the choo-choo train table you will laugh and think to yourself its time to move your 6'2 son to Family Practice.
If you think you should move to Family Practice you will realize that he won't have great reading material like Andy has Asthma and bedwetting brochures to read anymore.
If he doesn't have Andy has Asthma and bedwetting brochures to read he will fill out his complaint form and notate that his last menstrual cycle was 2 weeks ago.
If he fills out his complaint form and notates that his last menstraul cycle was 2 weeks ago,
well
never mind.
The end.
Dear grown up Jordan,
You make me laugh. You make me like laugh, laugh. I have more fun going places with you even in the most mundane tasks than is ever considered normal. I love your heart, your sense of humor, and the way that you are uniquely you. We may not color on the exam room paper with crayons from my purse while we wait anymore like we did when you were little, but talking about menstrual cycles and bed wetting is equally entertaining with you. Love you kid. Errrr man. Errr manchild.
Love,
Mom
.JPG)
