Friday, October 11, 2013

Bout the Only Thing That Would Bring Me Back To Blogging.

I know.
I know.
I knooooooowwww.

It's been forever.
I'm so sorry.

I could get into the why and the what and the how come and the....
but nah,
not gonna do that.

So instead I'll choose to just sit here and act like we talk everyday.
Like friends you can see after years apart and it's like no time at all has gone by.
That'll be us, deal? 

So I have something groundbreaking to tell you.
Oh yeah, it's H.U.G.E.

I went here today.

That's what I wanted to tell you.
That's all.

I went.
I saw.
I conquered a sandwich.

I then drove home whilst eating aforementioned sandwhich.
I thought I'd just take a bite and finish the rest at home.
How naive. 
One delicious bite turned into two.
Two turned into 3. 
Which turned into 46.
Which eventually turned into me driving down the highway at 65mph eating my hoagie with mayonaise and honey mustard dripping off of my hands and all down my shirt whilst steering with my knees.
Man that was delicious.
A police officer noticed my erratic knee driving behavior, began to pull me over, but then noticed the Wawa wrapper, and smiled knowingly whilst he let me continue to eatdrive with a wave of his hand.
Which didn't actually happen but I'm sure had there been a policeman that ^ is exactly what would have happened. Because it's like a code. A Wawa code if you will.

So that's it.
That's what I wanted to share today.
I. Went. To. Wawa's.

Tomorrow, my coffee shop story.
For now I am going to work on the mustard stain on my shirt. And my pants.
my socks.
So worth it. 

Till then,


  1. So glad to know that I'm not the only one who has spilled food on my shirt while driving! (Although I can't say I've ever driven with my knees .. haha) ~ Melinda

  2. Missed you and your awesome funny stories!

  3. Missed you, need your humor to keep me sane!

  4. Oh, its so good to see you are back..Hope all the boys are doing well
    and that the driving skills of the 2 older boys is/are helping you out!
    Thanks again for the, vancouver,wa.

  5. umm, I was wondering if I needed to remove you from my blogger roll...but I see you are still alive.

  6. wanted to add, glad to hear from you again.

  7. yeah! yeah! yeah! You are back! So, so glad to read you again. And so great to see the new pictures of the boys on your side bar.