I want to tell you it is to be sincerely supportive of my friends.
I want to tell you that it is because of the opportunities contained within such a trip that allow me to love on the fatherless and to learn more and more and ever more about the complexities of the orphan crisis.
I want to tell you that it is because I am noble. And righteous. And have a perfectly pure heart.
But what I'll tell you instead is the truth.
I go because of the dragon fruit.
There.
I said it.
It's cuz of the dragon fruit.
I want to marry it and have its babies.
If you've never experienced such a thing, my condolences....and a moment of silence....
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Allow me to introduce you:
Dragon Fruit. Jesus loves me. |
These are not the droids you are looking for.
I have no words for the deliciousness that is this fruit.
I eat an embarrassing portion of this each day that I am in Asia.
Embarrassing. Portion.
So if one day you too find yourself in the East.......eat this.
And then send me a thank you card.
You're welcome.
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