Well

we are on day 3 of Operation Seat Up.
And folks,
I haven't sat in pee in 3 days.

And all God's people said,
Amen.

This was what was in my kitchen this morning eating breakfast.

What?
No big deal?

Hold on.
Let me zoom out.

Alrightythen.

And less you think it's just the 14 year old.
Here is the 15 year old.

15 was sound asleep last night after taking his brothers chair after 14 unplugged his fan.

Yep.
This is my life. 

I just picked this up.

And haven't put it down.
If you need me I'll be cooking.
Granted, I'll also be 300 pounds....but darnit I'll be cooking.

This man

has a habit of being in and out of our home.
Flying all over creation saving the world
....or something like that.

What he fails to do however...
is remember to turn off his automatic alarm clock before he leaves.
Hello 5am....so nice to see you.
This has not caused any marital tension at all.
Nope.
Not.At.All.
~Ahem~

This is my new favorite kitcheny thingybobber.

It's a chork.
Yep.
Part chopstick.
Part fork.
Genius. 

This is Joshua.

Climbing.
Climbing a rock wall.
To.The.Top.

This is Joshua 7 months ago.
In China.
When sitting at a table to eat dinner was too much for him.

I have no words.

That's bout it for today.
I have nothing on the schedule for today
well,
other than dishes
and laundry
and vacuuming
and cooking dinner for these fools I live with
and
ok well.
Nevermind.

Catch ya on the flip side.