but seriously Shelly?
Trading glue sticks like cigs in prison?
I am so grateful I am not alone in the school supply/school readiness and subsequent poverty area.
Thank you all for making me feel better with your $200 giant shoes
and 87 glue sticks
and fellow calculator purchases
and preschool payments
and reminders about college book costs...
I'm highly resentful of those collegiate reminders.
my dream come true.
I know it doesn't look like much but good gravy have you ever had 7 children doing homework and hearing,
"I need a new pencil!"
"I need crayons!"
"I need a ruler!"
"Where are the colored pencils?!"
twill be different.
I am bound.
I am bound and determined
that this year will be different.
No more rifling through the junk drawer looking for a blue crayon,
no more searching the far reaches of their backpacks for a broken pencil that I can sharpen.
This. is. it.
Our reservoir stocked with extras.
Need a pencil?
Teacher says you need to bring in another red pen tomorrow?
I. Am. On. It.
Need Joe Montana to come with you for career day?
Joe can't go.
But the binders and glue are available.
And then of course I would be remiss if I didn't introduce to you the coolest pencil case evah.
|Oh Perry. |
Your so extraordinary.
School year 2012/2013....
if it lasts a week I'll be happy.