Tuesday, August 2, 2011

What Not To Do When You Are Talking To Your Agency

We may have a problem.

A big
giant
insurmountable
problem.

I think....
gosh this is hard for me to say...
~ deep breath ~
I think
that our agency is questioning...
~sigh~
questioning my competency to parent.

I know.
I know.
It's terrible.

I was talking to them yesterday
and I
well...
I asked her to hold on while I looked for my phone to get an address from it for her.

Here's the problem...
I was...
I was
holding
the
phone
In.
My.
Hand.

Speaking into it actually.
I was on the phone
while looking for the phone.

I'm pretty sure they've decided I am unfit
and I think there is a competency hearing in my future.
Gotta go now and find the computer so I can do some research...
dang...where is that computer?
It was just here a bit ago.
Anybody?
Anybody seen my computer?
posted at 5:27 AM

12 comments:

  1. mbcfreeAugust 2, 2011 at 5:51 AM

    Here's a couple for you. I was looking for my 2 yr old son in the front yard. I could have sworn he wandered away. I called his name for a solid 10 minutes. I started to get scared b/c I couldn't find him. He was on my hip. I was holding him while I screamed his name. yea.

    Took my two daughters to lunch at a local restaurant. Had a great time. Came back out to the car and found that I had left the keys in it and RUNNING. Didn't even bother to turn the car off. It's a time waster you know. I hadn't even turned 40 when both of these things happened.

    Hope you feel better.

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  2. JenniferAugust 2, 2011 at 6:06 AM

    Oh dear. ;) Huston, we have a problem. Just kidding! :) You crack me up!

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  3. UnknownAugust 2, 2011 at 6:30 AM

    I only laugh because I can relate. :)

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  4. DebMAugust 2, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    I am absolutely one hundred percent sure I have done this very thing, MORE THAN ONCE!

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  5. KaitAugust 2, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    My former boss had a theory that with every child you lost half of your brain. With my two little girls, I'm down to a quarter of the brain I started with. When we bring home our two boys, I'll be completely useless.

    Under those rules, you're doing really good for the number of kids you have.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 2, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    I think this is quite common like "WEAR IS MY PEN!!!!!" as I'm writing with it LOL

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  7. Connie JAugust 2, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Trust me, my friend, it takes more than that to prove you're unfit :) Besides, you have the adoption process to blame.

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  8. Jaclyn MAugust 2, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    I do things like this all the time!! Wow now I don't feel quite as bad

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  9. jenniferAugust 2, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    rotfl!!! You absolutely crack me up!!

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  10. JoleneAugust 2, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    Oh, dear me, I had to reread that several times to compute the catch...OH MY! You are just hysterical!

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  11. AnonymousAugust 2, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    Is that the same as looking for swim goggles and they are on top of your head????
    Daddyo

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  12. AnnieAugust 2, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Oh my gosh! I laughed so hard I cried when reading this! I cried because you are just so darn funny and I cried because my life is one big "brain fart" these days - please excuse my verbage!!! LOL!

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