Well hang on.
I was in a bit of hurry because I saw the doctor coming toward his room that is going to be doing the heart cath tomorrow.
Still thrilling no?
there is an ice maker/water dispenser right by the door in the snack room
and apparently a stray ice cube or 5 had
at some point
unbeknownst to me
flung out of said ice maker and landed on the floor.
Did you know that?
I took one step into that room and before I could blink I found myself on the floor with a chocolate frosty
I'm not sure which was more hurt
or my pride.
being the stellar human I am....ahem.....
jumped right on up
took a quick inventory of how many people could possibly have seen what just happened
decided it was no one
thanked the Lord
and tip toed over to the other side of the room to grab an entire roll of paper towels as there was now chocolate frosty
On the walls.
On the cabinets.
On the coffee pot.
I'm tellin ya.
Clean clean clean
wipe wipe wipe
toss remaining drops of frosty in the trash and be thankful JJ didn't know you went to get him a frosty
be really thankful you are wearing a black tank top so it's a bit hard to tell it is soaking in chocolate
and walk oh so gracefully and nonchalantly down the hospital corridor to meet with the man who will tomorrow tell you whether your son has any chance of a long life.
That was my day.