Merry China Eve!

Oh.
My.
Goodness.

This is really happening.

Breathe in.
pack.
Breathe out.
double check important documents.
Breathe in.
convince yourself the scale is broken and that your suitcases cannot possibly weigh that much.
Breathe out.
decide that kettle corn is not a necessary item and decide to leave it at home.
Breathe in.
ask yourself how on earth kettle corn is the only thing that you think is worthy of being left behind.
Breathe out.
realize you are a dork.
Breathe in
go clean up poor Justin and the bed after his marathon throw up session last night.
Breathe out
wait.....did that really happen? Was it just a dream? 
Breathe in
nope. Not a dream. Bless his little heart.
Breathe out.
Ingest extra caffeine this morning and realize sleep is overrated. 

Wait...now I feel dizzy.
I think all this breathing has made me hyperventilate.
Oh my.
Breath in
and hold it.